Lucy Pinder Brings Mega-Topless Heat to the Middle of Winter

One thing you do not expect to find when digitally flipping through USA Today, well, it's amazing topless photographs of the boobtastic British beauty, Lucy Pinder, star of so many lads magazines, celebrity reality shows, and sunshine of my boob-loving heart. These Lucy Pinder topless pictures are from her warm weather vacation in parts of the world where whipping off your bikini to show your glorious funbags is obviously highly encouraged (and, what a wonderful place that must be). A body so hot it ought melt the dense ice pack around your chilly Fortress of Fapitude. Enjoy.