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bill-swift - April 26, 2011
As I continue to stockpile facial tissue for my inevitable gush of tears while watching Bill and Kate get married on Friday in some enormous gathering of British muckety-mucks, I try to remind myself who the real royalty are of this world. No, it's not the inner kings and queens found in the rich and worthy hearts of the common man. It's sexy celebrities with gorgeous knockers. Thankfully, our friends at Nuts have put it all in perspective for us this week, by naming the spectacular Lucy Pinder and her faptabulous funbags as the Queen of Boobs. Oh, sure, we could open an endless parliamentary debate over who is the ultimate highness of hooters, but I'm quite happy with Lucy Pinder and I will not look a gift horse with gorgeous globes in the mouth. I mean, eventually, you have to look her in the mouth, to say 'hello' and 'how you doing' and such, but even when you raise your gaze your mind's eye will still be on those magnificent melons. Enjoy.