Lucy Pinder Topless Summer Poolside Perfection for Ta-Ta-Tuesday

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Lucy Pinder makes me want to be a better, bigger, and slightly wealthier man. Just seeing her deliciously DD orbs of goodness inspires me to want to build something impressive. Maybe like a grand canal or a suspension bridge at perilous heights or something that would get Lucy to say, 'So, you built that yeah? How about a snoggle?'. At least, that's how it plays out in my dreams.

Seeing Lucy stripping out of her bikini by the pool serves to remind us on this Tuesday that all great things come in pairs. Think about it, but not too hard, because I'm probably wrong. But not in the case of the ridiculously hot Lucy Pinder funbags. On those, I stand firm. As it were. Go on about your business. Enjoy.