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aldo-vallon - May 12, 2018
What I find almost as stunning as Alyssia’s butt in those shorts is that staircase that she is sauntering up. The brave minds that are working on the cutting edge of staircase technology do not get nearly enough credit. You have probably heard this before, but they truly are the unsung heroes of building development.
Escalators, spiral staircases, even cargo nets add to the experience of reaching a new floor. Because why simply walk to the new destination, when you can experience a journey along the way?
Do you think the stairwell in my apartment building needed to make six turns and have steps of varying widths in order to make it up three stories? No, but now it has character and every drunken walk home becomes an adventure. I get to feel like a parkour athlete every time.
And look at the stairwell in these pics. Without proper maintenance that thing is going to become a deathtrap, but that is the price of beauty. Once those steps start to get rickety they will turn into an obstacle from a Japanese gameshow. Pick the wrong step and you’ll fall to the bottom.