Ma Lu Na Wears Only A White Thong, It’s Actually Too Much

If our adventures into the Orient for the likes of the most stunning and alluring Asian celebrity models and thespianics has taught me anything, it's that one should always be prepared to fall in lust. I think the Love Boat back in the 70's preached a similar message, though they had no idea of the depth of purely superficial feelings a man can feel for a woman wearing but a white thong and teasing mightily in ridiculously hot boudoir photos.

Ma Lu Na hails from China, but she could be anybody's next door neighbor, I mean, if you lived in China and your next door neighbor was crazy good looking and liked to prance about in nothing but a thong. That alone would be reason to move halfway around the world, just to be clear. My only regret is the presence of the arm bra which has made it's way across the Pacific to deny us Ma Lu Na's ultimately prized pandas bare and unfurled. Someday. That's the thing about blind adventures, they never truly end. Enjoy.