Madonna’s Smoked Glass Underwear Bush Blowing Up On Snapchat

I'm so angry right now, I can't even with this. First off, what the fuck is a smoked glass challenge? This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard of.

Apparently Madonna took the challenge, which apparently involves showing off your monster box on social media. Or something. Who can fucking tell anymore with all of this shit?

Every time I turn around there's some other god damned challenge. Dump ice water on your head, stand still like an asshole, hold your breath for an indeterminate about of time to raise awareness about Rickets. The whole thing makes me hate humanity.

Anyway, Madonna, amirite? She's still got it after all these years, and she's showing it off under the worst circumstances imaginable. Whatever this Snapchat filter is about makes her look toe up from the flo' up.

So yeah, congratulations Madonna, you got people talking about you again, stealing Aretha Franklin's thunder for the second time in as many weeks. Christ on a cracker, anything for a headline, I suppose.

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