Maitland Ward Bares All On Instagram

 I do not have the faintest idea what a Maitland is, but I sure would like to explore her south ward if given the opportunity. Redheads have such an ugly reputation for being people with freckles filling the place of their missing souls that it is easy to forget that women like her exist. I for one am grateful that Maitland is doing her part to disprove that ugly propaganda. 

Maitland also serves the very important purpose of affirming my crackpot theory that redheads, on average, have bigger boobs than all the other hair colors. Even if we were to take men into the study I think it would still stand up to scrutiny. I have seen quite a few busty ginger men that would help boost their numbers.

If only the Guggenheim would start returning my calls I could finally have the grant that is necessary to further my research. I could be the next Kinsey if only I could get someone with deep pockets to believe in me. For now I will have to continue placing ads on Craigslist and hope for the best.  

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