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brian-mcgee - January 10, 2019
If you don't keep up with the Kardashians, you probably have no idea who Malika Haqq is, just like me five minutes ago. It turns out she's best friends with one of the members of that family and this makes her famous by association. That's a real thing, trust me.
So why should you care about Malika Haqq? Well, you don't necessarily have to, and I wouldn't recommend that you do, other than to care that she hit the town in a braless sheer tank top that clearly displayed her nipples.
This is the sort of behavior I condone and wish that more people would engage in. I'm much more willing to give someone the time of day if they're willing to show off their tits in public. It's one of my cardinal rules that I never break.
So you don't have to care about Malika Haqq or her Kardashian friends or who she is or why she is. All you have to care about is that she enjoys showing off her nipples, and if I know you, you enjoy looking at nipples. It's like a match made in heaven and you don't have to waste a minute of your time wondering who she is.
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