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bill-swift - August 14, 2014
Mariana Diarco came into our lives for one brief shining moment last year, then she was gone like so many women in my own personal existence. Gone, but never forgotten. Every woman that appears on this site remains tattooed forever more on the very lining of my libido, every curve, every funbag, every arse, every... some other things I won't mention lest we corrupt the children.
Now, Mariana is back and all the memories and feelings come flooding back to the frontal lobe. And with these steamy arched asstastic topless photos of the Argentinean celebrity model, flood doesn't even begin to describe it. I wish I could build a raft for the two of us to spend a year circumnavigating the world with nothing but some stored breadfruit and each other's flesh to live off of . We'd arrive back at our launch point one year later exhausted, thirsty, but satiated. Also, we'd have between four and sixteen babies if my math is correct. Enjoy.