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rusty-mattis - August 20, 2017
You know, we've all been told that we shouldn't play with plastic, the wrappers that come in boxes. But let me tell you, Marie Alexandra playing with a long sheet of plastic looks like a lot of fun. It might just be because she's naked under that see-through plastic. I'm not saying that everybody needs to run out to the streets and starting playing plastic, I'm sure that not all of us would make it look as fun. I know, for a solid gold fact, nobody wants to see me pantless wrapped in plastic. How do I know this, well, sometimes in high school your friends dare you do something and you do it because you want to look cool. Then a police car just happens to drive by right when you think you're going to get away with running down the street pantless. The more I think about it the more I think we should leave the naked, plastic adventure to the professionals like Marie Alexandra. Plastic isn't a toy. Just reuse it like everyone else, don't try to go out and be Marie.
Photo Credit: Matt Hartz