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brian-mcgee - August 23, 2017
We live in a day and age where reboots and remakes are a way of life. Given how accelerated the entertainment cycle has become, I'd hazard a guess that we're roughly a year and a half away from The Hunger Games being rebooted, which makes this new photo set featuring Marisa Papen nude and wielding a bow and arrow make a lot more sense. Just call her Katniss... or Katnips in this case.
Imagine how awesome a new Hunger Games movie would be if, rather than gathering a bunch of young people to kill one another, they just all got together on an island and got down to fuckin? Granted, that's probably the plot of whatever the Hunger Games porn parody is, like This Ain't Hunger Games XXX. I hate that trend in porn parody titling. I miss the good old days of punning the title like "A League of Their Moan" and "Glad He Ate Her." Those were the days.
Anyway, Marisa Papen may never headline a reboot of The Hunger Games, but we should definitely take some time to admire the ruggedness of these pictures, along with the timelessness of seeing Marisa Papen naked and communing with nature. That's the thing about the classics... they never die.
Photo Credit: Paul Bellaart