Marlene Mourreau Caught Snapping Topless Pics on a Giant Yacht

I am grateful for the pics that this photographer was able to snap, but what I am dying to see are the photos that Marlene Mourreau was taking of herself. What is the matter photo guy, is your zoom not large enough? Could you not zoom into her glasses to get the reflection of her phone screen in them? Was that too difficult for you? It would appear those big obnoxiously sized camera lenses are good for nothing but getting people to ask you how much they cost.

Now I am curious to know who Marlene was sending her selfies to. I know she was not taking them for herself. Those kinds of photos are taken in the bathroom of your home in order to gauge how much youth you have lost since the last picture. It is important that the photos are taken in the same place in order to properly correlate all of the photos. If you take one in a dungeon and the next in natural sunlight you are going to get overly confident that the juice cleanse actually did something, when in reality it did nothing. They all do nothing.

Photo Credit: MEGA