Mel B Sunbathing Completely Topless Because Apparently She DGAF

Former Spice Girl doesn't appear on too many cv's, but I would imagine that it would indicate that the person in question is one who absolutely doesn't give a fuck. In this particular case, of course, we're talking about Mel B, who clearly doesn't give a fuck because she went outdoors and did some topless sunbathing despite the fact that there are at least ten to twelve people whose job it is to follow her around and wait for this exact kind of thing to happen.

Like a snake eating its own tail, one's got to wonder whether she does stuff like this to seek publicity or if the publicity comes because she does stuff like this? It's an enigma wrapped inside a puzzle that you've got to solve with Quagmire from Family Guy because boobs.

Anyways, I suppose you've got to give her credit for still being able to grab headlines twenty years plus past her most notable accomplishments. I don't see anyone writing about Emma Bunting or whatever the shit her name was. The blonde one that was the cutest by a mile. You know what I mean. Anyway, I think I've proven my own point fairly conclusively by now.

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