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bill-swift - December 24, 2016
I don't think I could rightfully welcome Christmas into my home or rehab clinic properly without first cleansing then re-soiling my naughty soul with several rounds of peeping at the ginormous bare funbags of Britty blonde hottie Melissa Debling. Shots of Melissa's round mounds of pure happiness in Yuletide red lingerie by the tree and burning fireplace really takes me back to Christmas past. Especially those ones in the orphanage where Father Perniculuum-Dendis used to beat me with the myrrh. Those were special memories.
Now I'm more into mammaries. Xmas is all about the season of giving, and nary a soul on this earth gives more than Melissa Debling and her melons of sheer seduction. Removing her top instantly makes millions of men smile from toe to head. Santa has to be jealous with how much joy Melissa brings to the world, and gets to carry her toys with her everywhere she goes. I would desperately like to be the elf in her workshop, if you know what I'm saying. Tinker tinker tinker. Bless you, Melissa, and Merry Christmas to one and all. Enjoy.
Photo credit: Melissa Debling Official