Mellisa Clarke Pours Cream Over Her Sweet Honey Teats Because Why the Heck Not

You might ask, why is Mellisa Clarke pouring cream over her topless udders. I would only ask that she never ever stop doing just that.

I'm always one step ahead, or maybe that's behind, or possibly just more pruriently focused, but I do so love the cliche concept of a woman pouring dairy over her own sweet funbags. When you factor in the Mellisa Clarke brunette natural goodness, well, this pictorial from Bizarre magazine is almost too much to bear. And, yet, never enough. I'm not crying over spilled milk, but as to other bodily fluids, I leave that to your own discretion. Enjoy.