Micaela Schaefer Sweaty Topless Gym Workout

A few things come to mind seeing German statuesque and plum plumped model Micaela Schaefer working out a gym with a trainer with no top on at all. First, this is never what the sweaty person at the gym who leaves the equipment ever looks like. Not even close. Also, every guy in the gym would hurt themselves in multiple locations if women were allowed to workout topless. And, finally, there's such a thing as massive camel toe.

Really, the concept of coed fitness centers is one of the worst ideas for productivity and calm ever invented. Especially since the invention of Spandex. Everything men love about the gym is everything that is probably bad for them at the gym. Nevertheless, the genie is long since out of the bottle and I'm not going to be the one to put her back. Not when she has heart shaped areola and she's doing chest exercises as sweat drips over her mams. Working out has never been so much fun. Bless you, Micaela. Enjoy.