Michelle Hunziker, My Future Adopted Mommy, My Present Day Bikini Asstastic Swiss MILF

I'm still quite amazed at how rapidly my future adopted mom Michelle Hunziker has recovered from baby making. This isn't like when she was twenty and her had first. This is sixteen years later and likely required a great bit more yoga, Pilates, and stomach crunches to get the tip-top hottie Swiss Miss booty and bikini body back in shape. But she's obviously done just that.

Back on vacation in Italy, she does seem to revel in her fair share of vacation time, Michelle was showing off that stellar new mom again body by the pool, including a fully tight but two-hands grab-able thumper that I would grab myself if it wouldn't be grounds to dismiss my application for adoption. Quite unfair, but I need to keep my hands to myself until the paperwork is official and my new mom can come visit me with cocoa in the evenings without any legal hinderances. Michelle, we are going to be so happy together. Enjoy.