Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski , and Elizabeth Olsen Highlight the Hotties at the Tom Ford Super Expensive Clothes Event

With all of A-List Hollywood assembled within the thirty mile zone for Oscar weekend, plenty of other outlets took advantage of the talent pool in town to host their own galas and events and generally hot-lady loaded evenings. Including Tom Ford collection for 2030 or something like that. What everybody who spends a ton of money on clothes will be wearing in fifteen years. I'm sure it's important. I know the red carpet was stacked with show-off decked out hotties like Miley Cyrus, Emily Ratajkowski, Elizabeth Olsen, and Gina Gershon looking like one million Bill Swift Monopoly dollars. And that's just the tip of the sextastic iceberg.

There's something to be said for the parade of alluring celebrities who spend the entire Academy Awards weekend with perfect hair and makeup strapped into impossibly tight expensive gowns and covered in jewels. And that thing to be said is, I'm not even close to affording any of them. But when the powers that be escalate that minimum wage floor, don't think I won't be getting that much closer. Enjoy.

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