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bill-swift - August 6, 2014
Oh, reality show starlets, how you giveth and taketh away. Mostly, you take away our intellectual capacity, but how you give back with your hot girls who are never shy for attention. Millie Mackintosh used to star on Made in Chelsea in the U.K., now she's playing a feature role for all of you who happen to love au natural ta-ta's on hot young women seeking an all over tan. Wow, Millie has one wicked fine sunshine bikini body. I could see us getting along together on a Spanish vacation. Her ordering room service. Me, likely bringing her the room service up from the kitchen. You've got to start somewhere.
For all the craptastic criticisms of reality TV, they sure have been inexorably tied to the cultural phenomenon of more sextastic women showing off more and more skin in public. This seems like one deal with the devil worth making. Famous last words, I know. Millie, I shall not soon forget our first meeting. Enjoy.