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bill-swift - August 21, 2014
Let's be honest. I'd shank any of you in the showers for sixty seconds of conjugal time with Minka Kelly. She's hot. She's always been hot. She will always be hot. But, she's super boring from the gentleman ogler's perspective. Always covered in public running to and fro her various appointments. Rarely out decked out. Rarely showing much skin. Rarely giving us the treats we so desperately desire from this sextastic siren. She seems content with the modest and demure life, we obviously can not be so content.
So, to see Minka out in a fitted dress with apparently no bra and her headlights working their way toward the sunlight was quite a thrill. It might be a standard for many lust-inducing celebrities we cover, but for Minka, this is a major reveal and something of a show stopper. Oh, how we wish for much more from Minka. But for today, I shall seek solace in the Minka nips and those absolutely perfect melons beneath. Enjoy.