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bill-swift - November 10, 2010
I'm actually still recovering from the posting of this original set of covered, but some Miranda Kerr topless pictures from GQ back in May, when what shows up but this extra little tidbit, an uncensored version of a previous shot from that same photoshoot, showing pure beauty, pure boobs, and pure Egotastic!
I know I've been harping lately on my sadness and mood swings related to Miranda Kerr's pregnancy; I've even taken to morning sickness, well, at least vomiting as I think about what might become of one of the world's hottest women. I imagine circling the planet in reverse direction at light speed to turn back time and prevent that silly British fop from em-babying my Aussie wonder. But, let's face it, even getting to the fridge for a beer presses my limits of ambition, so that 'speed of light' business probably is completely out of the question. Still, I am compiling a photo album in my mind of the hottest Miranda Kerr moments and forging them into a big hard ball of lust and anger and wankitude. There it shall sit, in the safekeep that is the Egotastic! tug vault until such time as Miranda is returned to us, safe, unharmed, and super sexy. Enjoy.