Miranda Kerr Covered Topless for Uncovering Some Deep Feelings About Miranda

So close, and, yet, so far. Still, we can never turn a blind-eye, or even a not-wide-open eye toward anything Miranda Kerr, most especially her covered topless pose in the February edition of Jalouse magazine.

Now, the French have a way of turning something sexy, into something meta-silly, but they can't crush the underlying uber-hotness of Miranda Kerr, most especially when taking pictures of her with her top off.

So, try to avoid the spectacle of fashion and nonsense surrounding these photos, and just hone in on the covered topless goodness of one of the world's most lust-inducing women, and I promise you will be experiencing some levels of bliss not felt since you were an infant and cried out to the world in need and somebody ran to you and plunked a swollen teat in your mouth.

It all goes back to the source. Enjoy.