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bill-swift - December 12, 2013
What to do when you're freshly single and have recently cut ties with your long time employer? Why, flash a full frontal topless photo of yourself in a major women's magazine. That's what I'd recommend at least. Blessedly, uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr took the suggestion for an unusually casual straight forward topless photo in a mini pictorial in her home country's Harper's Bazaar magazine discussing how Miranda is now completely in charge of her life.
I guess that's true. And if her command decisions continue to be showing off her bare wares, I applaud her bold and thoughtful leadership. If she took off her bottoms, I'd vote for her for President or Prime Minister or my future ex-wife or what have you. Just so damn hot. Thank you, Miranda, you are a giving soul. Enjoy.