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bill-swift - May 16, 2016
Did somebody just say Miranda Kerr topless? I did I suppose. I'd like to shout it from the rooftops, only my neighbors are getting kind of sick of me doing that and have given their children free rein to shoot me with their pellet guns. It's a tough town for a passionate man such as myself.
Miranda Kerr the uber-sextastic MILF did indeed take off her top and reveal her splendid orbs for the cameras of Vogue Italy. Six thousand miles away but I have to believe Miranda knew I'd see her thusly. Naturally my first instinct is to be awe struck at her fine female form. That's also my second, third, and fourth instinct. By the time we get to fifth I'm thinking mostly nibble and little kisses. Miranda, we could be so happy together if only you could pretend I was wealthy and had a classic jawline. I'm willing to pretend. Let's make this work. No shirts required. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Vogue Italy