Model Bianca Balti Nip Slip At Sports Illustrated Party

Just take a gander at the look on Bianca Balti’s face. Clearly she knows exactly what she is doing. Those lips are pursed so tight that it can only be a smile that she is fighting against showing. How could she not know that her nipple would be visible at some point throughout the night? Her security was so low it was like she was using dental floss to try and wrangle a herd of horses. She had to have known that that top would not be enough to keep those boobs contained.

If I was to free ball it in a pair of cut off jean shorts then I would know full well what was at risk, and most likely to happen. I would have to fight back a smile as well when I first felt that fresh breeze against my mushroom tip. It is the simple pleasures in life that one needs to enjoy, after all. Besides, if you keep your boys, or girls, cooped up all the time you are liable to grow some dick cheese, or whatever the female equivalent would be. So really, when it comes down to it, it is a health issue more than anything.

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