More Super Busty Topless Katie Price Pics To Get Your Kicks

It seems pretty selfish of Katie Price to be using that fine young man as a flotation device. If anything this is her time to shine by taking him in her arms and becoming the lifesaver that her chest was always meant to be. What else would the point of having boobs that large serve? I literally cannot think of one reason.

It is no secret that muscle is more dense than fat, that is why the obese can do laps for hours in the pool while Michael Phelps needs to swim as fast as he can to finish quickly. With how muscular that man is I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he moonlights as an anchor. Katie is really rolling the dice by putting her big breasted body into his hands.

I do not care if the water is shallow enough to stand up in. Drunks have been known to drown in puddles of water, so there is no reason why it couldn’t happen to them. I cannot even confidently claim those two haven’t been drinking. I cannot see any reason why people would go to a beach sober anyway.

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