Morgan Topless in Leggings

 I have grown to be suspicious of women in leggings. As beautiful as they make women's legs look one can never really tell what truly lies beneath. It is like in the days of middle school when the self-conscious girls would wear wonder bras. Or in more recent times when women wear big sunglasses that cover half of their face. They could look like a borderline supermodel with them on, but the moment they take them off they end up looking like an orc form The Lord of the Rings. 

Is there equivalent attire for men that would be seen as deceptive to women? The first thing that comes to my mind is in regards to men who wear toupees. It must really be a shock to woman who finally finds out her man is bald. Just imagining the look on her face is almost enough to make me look forward to losing my hair. Finally having a weapon in my arsenal to get revenge on them would surely be sweet. I may not fork over the money for a rug, but a baseball cap could probably work in a pinch.

_{Photo Credit: JP Slupik}