Natalie Portman Nipple Poke Pictures Cause Me To Investigate Her Nipples Further (VIDEOS)

Why is it so difficult to find great shots of my number one Hebrew school hottie, Natalie Portman? She can shear her hair and hide behind her Ivy League disaffection, I'm still going to lust after this petite sexy actress. Case in point, just to get a sexy Natalie Portman nipple poke, we have to track her down to the veterinarian with her little puppy in tow, even then, do we get two nipples? Nope, just one. Still, I'd travel a million miles for a Portman pokie, and, thanks to the blessed Internet, you all can too from the comfort of your La-Z-Boy recliner. Enjoy.

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Of course, this being Egotastic!, and us being all hopped up on Portman nipple mania, we had to take a look at the new high-def release of Hotel Chevalier, to confirm the nano-second of Natalie Portman nipple slip in the film. It's slight, but there, and offers us another excuse to see Natalie Portman fully (angled) nude in this otherwise boring piece of self-indulgent film-school fodder.

And, yeah, you've been asking for the Natalie Portman kisses Mila Kunis moment from the upcoming Black Swan, so we're adding that too. Unfortunately, you must sit through the whole crazy killer ballerina trailer, or just check out the screencap below. Enjoy.

This is how we get our Portman on!