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bill-swift - May 15, 2012
I'm not exactly sure what this little N.Y.C. cement pole did in a previous life to be ever so lucky in this one, but it must've been something spectacularly karmically positive because Australian hottie thespianic and model Nicole Trunfio was working her open and closed legs and beautiful derriere all across this little lucky man for quite a good deal of time yesterday during a photoshoot for H&M retailers.
Now, I've personally never been to a gentleman's club, because Parcheesi and pizza rolls are as exciting as my evenings out ever get, but I'm told by my good friend Gunther Spack that what Nicole is doing to that pole would cost you about $500 large in an adult establishment and the girl would likely look less like Nicole, and more like the chubby girl Cindy you got to second base with during the school dance while trying to ignore the canker sore dangling from her lower lip.
So, consider this on the house, you lucky little bastard pole. Enjoy.