Nicollette Sheridan Nipple Pokes and Tight Buns Deserve A Lifetime Achievement Award

Say what you will about after-effects and 90210 glue and putty, but at forty-seven years of age, Nicollette Sheridan is holding up more than quite nicely. This veteran hottie is working her tail off to maintain a super hot tail and I must (discreetly) stand and applaud. And so must her nipples, poking proudly in Malibu yesterday, shouting out to the world, 'Yo, check out my 40-something awesome ripped body.' No offense to the younger celebrity lasses, but there's nothing hotter than a veteran sextastic flaunting her taut bodily wares. Enjoy.