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aldo-vallon - August 22, 2017
I have not been certain on the proper way to pronounce Noomi Rapace's name since I first saw it spelled, and I am pretty sure that everyone else is just bluffing. Whenever I have to say it out loud I get out the first syllable and then sneeze. It has been working out pretty well so far and I think I can keep it up until I die. I already have allergies so I do not think people will ask too many questions, and if anyone does get too nosey I guess I will have to get rid of them. It is not like I can be expected to suffer through that sort of embarrassment, my ego is too fragile.
I always wonder how actors simulate giving oral in movies that are not porn or Brown Bunny. Like, do they really just sit there staring at their costars genitals while moving their head back and forth? Does the temptation to just go for it ever get too overwhelming? I imagine it would be like a much lower stakes version of the call of the void, because instead of steering into oncoming traffic or jumping off a cliff this would only end in a sexual harassment lawsuit.
Photo Credit: What Happened to Monday? / Netflix