Olivia Culpo Bares All In These Scenes From “Model Squad”

There is a point during every student’s education that they find themselves questioning why they are even bothering to learn some subject. “I am never going to use this in the real world,” they say. Well, my own moment found me when it came to calligraphy. What the hell was the point of being a skilled penman? It certainly was not going to get my virgin loins laid to be able to write a pretty Valentine, so I didn’t bother.

And now I find myself with the handwriting of a doctor with Parkinson’s after he has had a massive stroke. The biggest mistake of my life was actually taking the time to learn my multiplication tables. What good have they done me when I have a calculator in my pocket at all times? I could have taken the time to make a O look like a circle and been given the opportunity to decorate Olivia Culpo’s body with all sorts of words that I can spell without the help of spellcheck.

Don’t be like me kids. Be like Thomas Jefferson. For all his faults, the man knew two things in life: Liberty kicks ass and calligraphy is bitchin’.

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