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aldo-vallon - July 19, 2017
With those eyebrows behind those sunglasses, Pamela Anderson bares a striking resemblance to Jack Nicholson, and it is causing me to have one of the most confusing boners of my life. And that is really saying something considering what used to top that list (Spoiler: It was Eddie Murphy in character as Mrs. Klump.) On second thought, maybe it is not that surprising. But that really is not relevant here.
This is not the first time Pamela has topped one of my lists. Growing up she had the top two spots on my favorite list, but her top being on had nothing to do with it. Seeing those veiny breasticles again is a welcomed walk down mammary lane.
That trench coat makes her look like a not-so-private detective. Perhaps she can make a comeback to acting by portraying Dick Tracy, a modern take for modern times. The title could even be The Case of the Missing Blouse. That is one mystery no one would be disappointed to see go unsolved. Hopefully, the sequel will be titled The Case of the Missing Pants. Or The Return of Tommy Lee.
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