Pamela Horton Topless Playboy Delights to Celebrate National Dictionary Day (And a Free Trial Membership to Playboy.TV)

It's National Dictionary Day. That's the truth. We're supposed to be celebrating Noah Webster and the creation of books in 4 point font I can't possibly read. But I decided why not celebrate the smartest vocabulary rich Playboy Playmate I've ever had the blessed chance to meet, Pamela Horton. When she's not ridiculously hot and topless for Playboy, Pamela is a seriously overeducated and super smart gamer nerd we had the privilege to meet here at Egotastic because I guess she wasn't smart enough to know better. What a girl. Hot smart geek by day, hot smart geek without her clothes on by night. I know, perfect.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK. FREE IS REALLY THE BEST PRICE EVER!

To celebrate the Dictionary, words, and amazingly hot bare hooters, I have to insist you immediately try out a FREE WEEK LONG MEMBERSHIP on Playboy.TV.  I've had zero unsatisfied customers to date. The satisfied ones are too tired to answer the phone with anything other than grunts, which I count on my clipboard as highly satisfied. Nobody complains about bevies of hot nekkid models online in TV form. Even my mom loves it. I let her use my account so she can tell my priest how I turned out. I feel just guilty enough to make it that much more awesome. Give it a test run. You will be most pleased. Enjoy.

Here's Pamela when she came to visit us, all geeked out: