Paris Hilton By Day and Night: Boobtastic Swimsuit Pictures and Drunken Upskirts

Say what you will about Paris Hilton, go on, say it. But this blonde heiress makes the most of her 24-hours. By day, strutting the beach clubs and yachts of St. Tropez in a boob spreading swimsuit; by night, binge drinking and flashing panties over a floor fan as the guest of honor at a swank nightclub. Seriously, my yesterday highlights was a six-inch meatball sandwich at SUBWAY® and finding a new Adderall hookup on Craigslist. So, +1 for Paris Hilton, for living the high life and looking pretty damn sexy doing so.

There you have it, a Paris Hilton compliment from Egotastic! Watch out for flying pigs.

Photo credit: Fame / INF Photo

Mighty Jenna's pick o' the Paris panties:

Timpa Cotton String Nude Panties