Paris Hilton Exposed… Again

The following story might make you feel bad for Paris Hilton, but don't. If she can't remember to pay $208 to keep her stuff in storage, then she gets what she deserves.

What am I talking about? A website called Paris Exposed launched today claiming to offer access to all the items that were sold off from Paris' storage facility after she forgot to pay the storage bill.

What kind of items? Oh, sex tapes, nude photos, personal diaries, you know... Naturally, her PR flackies are running around like chickens sans heads, trying to figure something out, but the site is up and here's what they're offering:

• New never before seen sex videos
• 250 personal and private videos
• Drug use that makes Tony Montana look like a missionary
• What does she write in her diaries
• Is Paris still Bi-sexual? See the videos!
• Over 25,000 personal photographs taken by Paris and her friends
• And lot's more...

The site says there's tons more, and from the looks of this , I'd say they're right.

Yes, this is a crazy invasion of privacy, but you can't really have an expectation of privacy when you leave your personal videos, pictures and diaries in a storage locker, and then forget to pay the bill. Stupid is more like it.

Video Update: Go download the 8 new Paris Hilton nude videos.

Picture Update: Here are some Hi-res versions of Paris Hilton flashing her tits on a boat with Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild. Now why the hell hasn't Paris ever been in one of those videos?