Paris Hilton Upskirt White Panties and Big Chest Ups at DVF Fashion Week Fashion Thing

What I know about fashion can be summed up in three words: Target Gift Cards. But I'm pretty sure when you buy a designer dress that costs several months rent money for most people, it shouldn't show off your white panties underneath. Or maybe it should. That could be the expensive style.

Either way, the blue number did its work supporting Billionaire Barbie into New York Fashion Week with the most heaving of bosoms we've seen to date from the lithesome heiress. It's possible there was some work done, or maybe just engineering feats of new bra technology. They do seem to engage in tremendous scientific discoveries in that particular undergarment area. Suffice it to say, Paris got her share of desired looks, not even including the men like me inspecting her panties. She never travels alone you might say. Ready to wear. Enjoy.

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