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brian-mcgee - May 7, 2018
Being the best friend of an established personality is probably the best way to get your foot in the door should you want to pursue a career in being famous. Sure big tits help, but I can name a dozen women with big tits you don't know. We all can. Big tits only take you so far in life. You've gotta have an "in" and thankfully the big breasted Chrissie Wunna had one in the form of celebutante/celebrity dj/walking petri dish Paris Hilton.
So, you've got your big break, Chrissie. You're gonna be on a big time photo shoot that's sure to garner you lots of attention that might not otherwise have come your way. What are you gonna do? You're gonna slip a god damned nip is what you're gonna do. There's only one way to attract even more attention once the public's gaze is on you, and that's injecting a little areola into the proceedings.
I get the feeling that Chrissie got more than a few pointers from her BFF and it won't be long before there's a tape of her blowing some dude on a bed. I tells ya, it helps to know people, but it also helps to completely and totally lack any sort of self awareness.
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