Patricia Contreras Goes Topless And Takes A Million Beach Selfies

Why does a beautiful naked woman feel the need to take her own pictures when she is nude in public? She has to know that there will be at least a half dozen voyeurs taking their own pictures from much better angles. If she really cares to update her social media she can just wait until the next day when the photos go viral.

It must be pretty convenient to have that sort of service provided to you willingly by your peers. I, on the other hand, have not had a photo willingly taken of me by another in years. It is always like pulling out the teeth of the other person. I also would rather do without their insulting questions they always ask before doing so. “Are you sure you want me to do this?” “Is this your best look?” Yes, Mom, it is. So stop complaining. Half of these genes are your doing, so you might want to be a bit more careful with your words.

Patricia Contreras sure is a master with that hand bra though. It takes a real pro to be able to cover the nips and take a flattering picture at the same time.

Photo Credit: MEGA