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aldo-vallon - June 17, 2018
Patty Duffek (Pronounced: da fuq, as in how da fuq does she manage to stay upright with a rack that big?) has got to be one of the bustiest women to ever be captured on camera. I say captured, but it isn’t like she was King Kong and got tranquilized or anything. I am fairly certain she had a pretty good idea of what was going on. If not, then this is going to raise all sorts of ethical questions.
Does it actually get difficult to stand up straight when you have that much mass up top? I have heard of breast reduction surgery, but I always assumed that was just a scary story that women told their husbands to get them to behave. I suppose if this is a legitimate health concern then I should be a little more sympathetic.
Unfortunately, I have never been good at sympathy. The way I see it, these women should accept the burden that has been placed just below their shoulders and walk like apes if need be. There is no need to go to such an extreme as having a surgery take place.