Perfect Playmate Ashley Hobbs’s Christmas Nudes To Stuff Your Stocking

It might be a bit late for the Christmas stocking, but the happy sock does not have an expiration date until the next laundry cycle so these pics still have a bit of shelf life in them. Besides, every expiration date is set by the manufacturer to be a bit premature anyway. If they didn’t do that then those of us without any standards would be putting our health in jeopardy every time we drank from the milk carton that is a couple of days past its prime.

I still have paranoia when I drink expired milk, but I do not think there is as much on the line when it comes to Ashley Hobbs. It isn’t like her milk jugs are at any risk of curdling any time soon. Right now she is in the prime of her life and no Santa Claus nightie is going to change that.

For anyone that was worried about such risks, Ashley was kind enough to shed her seasonal attire as quickly as she could. Sometimes those shoulder straps can be tricky, though, so it took a little longer than normal.