Perrie Edwards Topless Sunbathing Candids On Vacation In Mykonos

I just discovered someone named Perrie Edwards, and guys, it turns out she's famous. I think. She's a British singer and... that's about all I know besides the fact that she's got a pretty great rack. How do I know this? Well, because she was recently spied sunbathing topless on the Greek island of Mykonos.

Since this is the kind of place most of us will never get to visit, I think we all like to picture it as the kind of place where anything goes: Topless sunbathing, bottomless sunbathing, women with their beavers sucking wind, and men letting their weiners flap free like the end of Free Willy. Paradise, in other words.

I know it's probably a lot less overtly sexual than, say, a Hedonism resort, but you never know. The Greeks have been known to get down with some pretty kinky shit. It's fun to imagine the debauched levels they're reaching in the 21st century, though, isn't it?

No? It isn't fun. Fine, go fuck yourself. I'll be over here enjoying these amazing topless pics and thinking about the myriad ways boobies are displayed on the island of Mykonos. You could've gotten in on the fun if you hadn't been such a stick in the mud, you know?

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