Play Sexy Naked Twister With Riley Reid

Every time I see Riley Reid doing her thing I am overcome by a sympathetic mouthful of emotions. It is almost like the words that I want to exclaim get stuck in my throat, being prevented from leaving by some unseen truncheon. It is the weirdest thing.

I have not played a game of Twister in over a decade, but I am still certain that I could beat Riley without breaking a sweat. I understand that she has got to remain rather limber for her work, but she still has no reach, and that is one thing that I have in excess. I have the physical build of an orangutan, which is something that I have always used to my advantage.

Was there ever a use for Twister that did not involve getting naked as an end result? I am just saying, it conveniently sprouted up at the same time as the free love movement, and it seems like the perfect segue to get a woman who does not know any better into the mood without needing to be blatant about it. As soon as my left leg hits red and her right hand hits green sparks are guaranteed to fly.

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