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aldo-vallon - June 15, 2018
I am fairly certain that Endlessa Vitality is the name of a late night dick enhancing pill. It has the commercial where there are a bunch of sexual innuendos and I am not sure if I should cover my nephew’s ears.
Is this woman a paid spokesperson for that company? Is this the future of marketing? I understand that commercials probably do not give you the same kind of publicity that they used to, but having a person change their name so that you can stay relevant is getting a little extreme, isn’t it?
I mean, it would take a lot of money to get me to change my birth name, the name of my forefathers. It would take at least forty, maybe even fifty dollars to get me to change my name. Even then I would demand to have it changed to Endlesso. If there is one thing that I learned from my foreign language class it is that O’s are the masculine form. I cannot have Spaniards thinking I am some sort of Nancy boy. I may be willing to change my name for money, but I still have my self-respect.