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aldo-vallon - September 2, 2018
The name Petra is Greek for stone, so it is fitting that Petra Verhaik would have it as hers since she has the ability to make even gay men rock hard. I wish people still named their kids with descriptors of what they are like, or something related to their conception. Then instead of making small talk about a person’s ancestry, I could ask why they are named Whiffle-Bat-Forehead. Say what you will about the Native Americans, but they were onto something with their choice in names.
Ron Howard was on the right track in regards to his children. He gave them all middle names associated with the places where they were conceived. It is great, although it does make me question how they can be certain when the conception actually took place. If he is breaking that many condoms he is either using them wrong, or he needs to use a different method.
I think it would be easier to name them after the place of their birth. A kid with a name like St. Jude Medical Center is a kid who won’t have to demand respect, it will be freely given.