Playmate Shanice Jordyn’s Colorful Nude Shoot

Are there any roller rinks still in business? I do not think I have been to one since I was in middle school, which would make sense since once you get a car the idea of skating around kind of loses its allure. I remember there always being a grown man whose skill level was vastly superior to anybody else’s on the rink. He was probably fighting to relive his past glory days at the roller discos. He had probably gotten laid like a mofo back then, and probably never since.

If women like Shanice Jordyn are still going to roller rinks then maybe they are worth checking out. It would make sense that they be stocked with hot women. The skating would satisfy their desire to dance and move around while also having a drastically lower number of men to harass them. Well, a lower number until all the pervs find out and swarm the place like locusts. At least the women have twenty pound skates attached to their feet. If they are unable to use them for a quick escape then they might still be able to make use of them as bludgeoning weapons.

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