Playmate Suzi Simpson Incredible Beauty From 1992

I am having a realy hard time figuring out what is hanging from Suzi Simpson’s waist. I am sure the three whiskeys that I have had are not helping things either. But as far as I can tell it is either a knitted skirt that is pulled up high, or a sweater that she pulled down so low her body is now in the neck hole.

I find myself hoping that it is a knitted skirt, because I would love to think that Suzi is a trailblazer in that way. I cannot think of a time when I have ever seen a skirt like that and it is a real shame that they did not catch on in the ‘90s, because my grandma could have made a killing. She’d have been the Steve Jobs of knitted skirts and had a whole fashion empire built upon the bleeding fingers of retirement home residents. It is almost enough to bring a tear to my eye when I think about what I have missed out on. The wealth would not have lasted long though. We probably would have lost it all to a lawsuit when a woman finally realized that her cooter was visible through one of the holes.

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