Preevyet to Our Russian Faithful With Topless Playboy Babes for 2012

Now, I know some of you will say this post is a blatant, cynical attempt to kiss ass on our small, but growing number of fans in Mother Russia. And, you'd be completely right. We love our dark-haired steppes-childs, and if it takes showing some amazing boobery from this year's Playboy Russia calendar to get them to come out of the woodworks, dammit, that's just what we're going to do. And the rest of you can look away if you choose.

Step up, Russian men. Let's hear from you. We know you're out there. ?????????????.