Priscilla Salerno Will Not Leave Her Top On When in Miami

The last time we saw Priscilla Salerno on the beach in Miami, the Italian adult film star was flipping off her bikini and flashing her grown up udders to and fro in front of beach goers. In front of the children! Some of which are probably young boys who will someday grow up to run Egotastic! I can't keep at this job forever, Charlie.

It's hard not to admire a woman who is so footloose and bra-top free that she can just prance about the beach with her jugs juggling. It has to be liberating. For women mind you. Men, please, keep that junk stowed. God never meant for men to be naked. That's why he invented The Gap. Enjoy.