Rachel McCord See Through Top at Craig’s in West Hollywood

It seems like every time you turn around these days, there's Rachel McCord showing off her tits again. I'm not complaining, by any stretch of the imagination, but I find it crazy that we seem to be seeing her breasts non-stop these days. It's an epidemic, I tells ya!

I think a topless epidemic is the kind of epidemic everyone could get behind. Epidemics are usually bad things, but I feel like a topless epidemic would actually be the sort of epidemic that could really give the word the makeover it so badly needs.

Think about it, every single time you hear the word "epidemic" you think panic, pandemonium, mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together, the whole Ghostbusters bit. But if a topless epidemic were to happen, one might actually smile wistfully when hearing the word "epidemic." A knowing smile, one that says, "I'm thinking about topless women right now."

So thank you Rachel McCord for spurring us on to greater ideals. I think that we should always be thinking ahead, forward all the time, and all that, and this is one of the best ideas I've had in some time, at least in terms of net benefit. Think about it.

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